* To place an order please email sales@flimflam.com.au
* All prices quoted are for the Melbourne metropolitan area. Extra charges may apply for regional bookings.
* We accept all major creditcards and COD payments
• All Grams featuring a Personalised Singing Telegram based on information about theRecipient.
• Often a minimum of 24 to 48 hours is all we need to organise your telegram (We’ve done them at an hour’s notice). However the more notice the better!
• All Routines go for Approximately 10-15 minutes, except for Mr Flim Flam dressed Tails or Bell Hop Costume, which goes for approx.5 minutes
• All Routines are suitable for Private Homes, Restaurants, Office, Public Venues and we travel all over Melbourne

Mr Flim Flam

$180

Old Fashioned singing telegram. Arrives in top hat and tails calling, “Singing Telegram” and singing a quick introduction. Sings a personalized singing telegram based on information supplied by customer and then delivers a laminated copy of the song for the recipient to keep.For times when a more formal touch is required or when our comic characters would be inappropriate

Chook-o-Gram

$190

In this Egg-citing performance the Chook gets the victim to cluck like a chicken and do the chicken walk. Does the birdie dance with them before getting them to lay an egg out of which comes a personalized singing telegram.

Gorilla Gram

$190

Swings in from the jungle to find a stunt double for his new Tarzan movie. He’s come to see what kind of a monkey the victim can be. Makes them walk and talk like a monkey and do a Tarzan call. Finishes with a personalized singing telegram of which the victim gets a laminated copy along with bananas and peanuts.

Casanova

$190

Looking a bit like Zoro, the Casanova comes in with a fake rose between his teeth declaring to be the greatest lover of all time. Really a bit of a bumbling lover – a cross between Pepi La Phew and Maxwell Smart. Does silly pick up lines, A funny tango with her and tries to win her over with silly poetry.

Hairy Fairy

$190

The Hairy Fairy has come along because one lucky sugar plum has been nominated honorary fairy for the day. He gives them a tiara and a wand, turns them into a fairy and puts them through their fairy basic training, teaching them the fairy dance and the fairy song before performing the telegram. The recipient keeps the tiara and wand.

Flashing Scotsman

$190

The flashing Scotsman is looking for long lost members of his clan. He puts the recipient through the tests to find if they are a true Scott. They sing the clan song, and play the bagpipes (mimed with a balloon under the arm) before being rewarded with a personalized singing telegram. Comes with a funny flash at the end – not really rude – under the kilt is a pair of “Monster Jocks”