Mr Flim Flam
Old Fashioned singing telegram. Arrives
in top hat and tails calling, “Singing Telegram” and singing a
quick introduction. Sings a personalized singing telegram based on information
supplied by customer and then delivers a laminated copy of the song for the
recipient to keep.
For times when a more formal touch is required or when our comic characters
would be inappropriate.
That Clown Guy
A clown for all ages. A good singing telegram to send to a child or to stir up an adult for being to serious. A routine sampling all the skills a clown has to offer, Magic, Juggling, Balloons and general silliness. Finishes with a personalized singing telegram.
Austin Powers
This international man of mystery has been
frozen for thirty years. Now he’s been thawed out he’s ready for
action. Unfortunately his partner, Mrs Kensington has retired so he’s
searching for a replacement. He’s there to see if the victim has what
it takes to be an international man or woman of mystery.
Mexicana
Mexican Bandit is looking for hombres tough enough to join his gang of desperados. He puts them through the tests including the running of the bulls and the Macarena. At the end they are rewarded with a personalized singing telegram and their own Mexican hat.
Chook-a-gram
Gets the victim to cluck like a chicken
and do the chicken walk. Does the birdie dance with them before getting them
to lay an egg out of which comes a personalized singing telegram.
The Doctor
The doctor has arrived just in time to cure your guest's boredom, along with any number of tropical diseases... Will give the victim a comical mock examination, completing his visit with a detailed health report in the form of a singing telegram.
Elvis
The King is back from the dead for your
event. He does a couple of Elvis numbers and tells the story of how he’s
come back to earth. He get’s the victim up and doing some Elvis moves
before performing a personalized singing telegram to an Elvis tune.
Gorillagram
Swings in from the jungle to find a new
wife to carry back to the tree house or a stunt double for his new Tarzan
movie. He’s come to see what kind of a monkey the victim can be. Makes
them walk and talk like a monkey and do a Tarzan call. Finishes with a personalized
singing telegram of which the victim gets a laminated copy along with bananas
and peanuts.
Santa
Available all year round for singing
telegrams and roving work alike. He's here to see who's been naughty and
who's been nice, happy to get little & big kids alike to sit on his
knee & sing Christmas Carols. Santa comes but once a year....unless
you book him!
The Flashing Scotsman
The flashing Scotsman is looking for long
lost members of his clan. He puts the recipient through the tests to find
if they are a true Scott. They sing the clan song, and play the bagpipes (mimed
with a balloon under the arm) before being rewarded with a personalized singing
telegram. Comes with a funny flash at the end – not really rude –
under the kilt is a pair of “Monster Jocks”.
The Casanova
Comes in with a silk rose between his teeth
declaring to be the greatest lover of all time. Really a bit of a bumbling
lover – a cross between Pepi La Phew and Maxwell Smart. Does silly pick
up lines, A funny tango with her and tries to win her over with silly poetry.
Mr Hairy Fairy
The Hairy Fairy has come along because one lucky sugar plum has been nominated honorary fairy for the day. He gives them a tiara and a wand, turns them into a fairy and puts them through their fairy basic training, teaching them the fairy dance and the fairy song before performing the telegram. The recipient keeps the tiara and wand.